true friendship is hating on everything together
(via punkmonksteven)
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
just imagine how long it must take a giraffe to throw up
(Source: wincestwincestwincest, via gameandwatch-deactivated2013043)